Why did Romeo and Juliet break up?

They were in a relationship!

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Why did the vegetable band break up?

They couldn't keep a beet.

What do you call a clairvoyant dwarf that recently broke out of prison?

A small medium at large. (One of my sister's favourites)

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What is Romeo and Juliet's least favorite fruit?

Can't- elope!

Wherefore art thou Romeo?

Romeo: New phone. Who dis

Juliet Jokes More Juliet Jokes

What is Romeo and Juliet's least favorite fruit?

Can't- elope!

Why Romeo could not meet Juliet at an Apple Store?

Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!

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Why is it so hard to get into a relationship with an SJW?

Because they have high double standards.

What is your relationship with the plaintiff?

A: She is my daughter. Judge: Was she your daughter on February 13 1979