Why did Romeo and Juliet break up?

They were in a relationship!

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How I broke my cat's knees?

With rude eyes.

Why does Sunscreen break atomic rule?

It's only SPF

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What is Romeo and Juliet's least favorite fruit?

Can't- elope!

Why Romeo could not meet Juliet at an Apple Store?

Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!

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What is Romeo and Juliets least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe.

What is Romeo and Juliet's least favorite fruit?

Can't- elope!

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What is my relationship?

Alex: No sorry tha- glares at wife I'll take YOU RUINED MY LIFE KAREN for $800 Alex

Why did the relationship between two parallel lines never worked out?

It never worked out because they never met