How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just Juan

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but you have to get them in there first.

How many refs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They only screw playoff games

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How many SEC football players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1. And they get 3 credits for it.

How many literalists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One.

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What do Mexicans call a commando?

A Juan man army...

How do they count the Mexican immigrants?

They start with Juan