How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just Juan

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How many pork chops does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know it's lard to tell.

How Many Hillary Supporters Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb?

Why NONE of course, they prefer to remain in the dark!

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One.

How many UPM's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None! If you'd just make it a day exterior we wouldn't be screwing around with all these damn light bulbs!"

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What does a mexican Highlander say?

THERE CAN BE ONLY JUAN!"

Why did the Mexican civil war last so long?

Because they were fighting Juan on Juan.