What does the zero say to the eight?

I like your belt. Ok, ok. I know it's elementary, but I still love it.

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l0l

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What did 0 say to 8?

Why's your belt so tight bruh

Why shouldn't you wear a watch on your belt?

It'd be a waste of time.