What does the zero say to the eight?

I like your belt. Ok, ok. I know it's elementary, but I still love it.

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What's the difference between an entomologist and an etymologist?

An etymologist knows.

What did they call the man who knew how to read maps?

A legend

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What's up with these strippers not taking my singles?

They must not like Kraft

What is Facebook?

Its a Place where Boy posts a JOKE and Gets no Response & If a Girl Posts the same JOKE , She gets Hundreds of likes , comments and Friend Requests and Lots of PM's .

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How are you doing in arithmetic ?

I've learned to add up the zeros but the numbers are still giving me trouble.

What did the number zero say to the number eight?

Nice belt."

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What is your location?

Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up

Why was "what is love" played at a funeral?

Because he had a will, and he haddaway.

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Why did the belt get arrested?

Because it held up a pair of pants. I'll show myself out.

What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.