Why can't penguins fly?

They're too short to reach the controls of the plane.

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

How do rabbits fly?

In hareplanes.

Why do waiters like Gorillas better than flies?

Did you ever hear a customer complain 'Waiter there's a Gorilla in my soup!'

Reach Jokes More Reach Jokes

What does a member of the British Royal Family say when they are reaching climax?

I"m arriving, I'm arriving."

What's the difference between a conservative priest and a progressive priest?

A progressive priest will give you a reach around.

Control Jokes More Control Jokes

What would you call a supervillain that could control every part of the electro-magnetic spectrum except 495-570 nm?

Magento

What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

Why are planes strong?

Because they can LIFT

How do you make cocoa powder?

Throw from the plane

Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

Why are penguins so shy?

They always get cold feet.

What performance enhancing drugs do penguins use?

Polaroids