Absolute zero, because it's impossible to reach
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Because the steaks are too high.
Let's see. There'sKneehighmiah, Bildad the Shoe-Height...oh, and Peter, who said, "Silver andgold I have none," and no one could be much shorter than that.
Beekeepers. Because beauty is in the eye of the beeholder.
People from Dubai don't watch The Flintstones, but people from Abu Dhabi do
Because he was in de-nile.
Knock on the door
It's 0K.
Because only a Sith deals in absolutes.
They think Cast is spelled with an e.
A: The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers!
A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face ? Horse: because I'm a raging alcoholic.
A raging Boehner.
I heard everybody had a blast.
because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!
He responds "One" "In which currency " "Any :("
7yo: Zero. Me: ZERO 7yo: I said it was empty.
Stall
It'd be a waste of time.
