What do skaters, kidnappers, and hipsters all have in common?

They all have white vans

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What did the bear do to be labeled a hipster?

He hibernated in the summer.

How did the hipster die?

He drowned in the mainstream because he stood on it before it was cool.

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What do skaters, kidnappers, and hipsters all have in common?

They all have white vans

What kind of tape do kidnappers use?

abDUCT tape

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What do skaters, kidnappers, and hipsters all have in common?

They all have white vans

How many skaters does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but it will take 13 attempts.

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What's a pedo's favorite kind of shoe?

White vans

What do skaters, kidnappers, and hipsters all have in common?

They all have white vans