What do skaters, kidnappers, and hipsters all have in common?

They all have white vans

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Where do hipsters buy their clothes?

Most likely a thrift store or Urban Outfitters, TBH.

How did the hipster got his tongue burnt?

He drank his coffee before it was cool.

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What kind of tape do kidnappers use?

abDUCT tape

What type of perfume do kidnappers use?

chloroform

Skater Jokes More Skater Jokes

What can a homeless figure skater do to get by?

Turn-tricks

What do skaters, kidnappers, and hipsters all have in common?

They all have white vans

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Why does Daniel love white vans?

Because he likes candy... *I'll walk myself out*

What's a pedo's favorite kind of shoe?

White vans