Kidnapper Jokes

What type of perfume do kidnappers use?

chloroform

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What do skaters, kidnappers, and hipsters all have in common?

They all have white vans

What kind of tape do kidnappers use?

abDUCT tape

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What did the salesman at footlocker say to the customer?

Shoes wisely

Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off before you step on a trampoline Probally heard this but it's worth a shot

Chloroform Jokes More Chloroform Jokes

What type of perfume do kidnappers use?

chloroform

What pick-up line works 100% of the time?

Does this smell like chloroform to you

Hipster Jokes More Hipster Jokes

Why do hipsters love 'Raiders of the Lost Ark'?

because it was the first Indie film.

How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Oh, it's a really obscure number. You've probably never heard of it.

Perfume Jokes More Perfume Jokes

Why do women wear makeup and perfume?

Because they are ugly and they stink.

Why do women put on makeup and perfume?

Because they're ugly and smell bad...

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What kind of coffee do the Islamists hate the most ?

French press

What kind of shoes do they wear in Holland?

Wooden shoe like me to tell you. Props to my 8-year-old daughter for this one

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What type of gun is used by a pig that is good with the ladies?

A smoothbore.

What type of shoes does a ninja wear?

Sneakers.

Skater Jokes More Skater Jokes

How many skaters does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but it will take 13 attempts.

What can a homeless figure skater do to get by?

Turn-tricks

White Van Jokes More White Van Jokes

Why does Daniel love white vans?

Because he likes candy... *I'll walk myself out*

What do skaters, kidnappers, and hipsters all have in common?

They all have white vans