Why does Daniel love white vans?

Because he likes candy... *I'll walk myself out*

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Walking.

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more moslem guys who can convert canadian girls to islam. What a deal!

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Why does Daniel love white vans?

Because he likes candy... *I'll walk myself out*

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To Test a Mint

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Why does Daniel love white vans?

Because he likes candy... *I'll walk myself out*

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They Don't Know Where Home Is!" Daniel , Reddit Clown