Why does Daniel love white vans?

Because he likes candy... *I'll walk myself out*

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When all of a sudden Tinker Bell shows up. He goes to a worker and says, "Wow, you guys have fairies in here?

The worker then says, "No, our CEO doesn't like it."

What does a duck like to have for breakfast?

Quacker Oats

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How about pets?

That's fine" dog walks in and lights up "We'll take it"

What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning?

Walks home.

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Why do Chinese people love NY?

Because they heard we sell hotdogs for $0.75 each.

Why do NBA players like poultry?

Because they love to slam duck!

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Who's there ! Candy ! Candy who ?

Candy cow jump over the moon !

Which do you choose?

WRONG. Neither. Don't ever take my candy.

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Why does Daniel love white vans?

Because he likes candy... *I'll walk myself out*

What's a pedo's favorite kind of shoe?

White vans

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Why does Daniel love white vans?

Because he likes candy... *I'll walk myself out*

What kind of car does depressed Daniel drive?

Sad Dan