What happened to the egg and his girlfriend?

They broke up.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

How do I like eggs?

Ummm...in a cake!

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Why do hens lay eggs?

A: If they dropped them they'd break

What did Adam say when he broke up with Eve?

I'm turning over a new leaf.

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What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.

What happened when the Mrs. Smith's truck collided with the Tastykake truck?

Pyrex

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Why did the astronomer break up with his girlfriend?

He just needed some space.

How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking?

Slow down and use some lube