What happened to the egg and his girlfriend?

They broke up.

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Why did the mathematician bring home 24 eggs from the grocery store?

Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!

Why are eggs so good at humor?

Because they have running yolks.

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Why did the astronomer break up with his girlfriend?

He just needed some space.

How did Helen Keller break her arm?

She broke it trying to read the road signs.

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What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had ?

The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had !

What happened to the guy who cooled himself to -273.15 C?

He was 0K.

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How Do You Break Up With Your Girlfriend?

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How do you know when your girlfriend is putting on too much weight?

She starts fitting into your wife's clothes.