Why did the cabbage whistle?

Because it saw the salad dressing

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Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

How do you know all Bernie Sanders' supporters are Harry Potter fans?

They all dress like Dobby.

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a salad?

Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.

Why did the cabbage whistle?

Because it saw the salad dressing