Why did the cabbage whistle?

Because it saw the salad dressing

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Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

What did the jalapeno dress up as for Halloween?

A Ghost Pepper.

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What dressing would you like on your salad?

Me: Ice cream

What should I wear?

Mr. Salad asks. She replies, "It doesn't matter to me, just be well dressed."