How do you measure a Lego minifigure's shoe size?

In square feet.

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What does a cow measure its harddrive in?

Moogabytes

Why do rappers make bad carpenters?

Because they measure 5.5 to 6 inches as 8 to 13 inches.

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Why was the Lego boxer unmatched in the ring?

He was a master of blocking attacks.

What do you call a disabled Lego?

An O.

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How do you measure a Lego figure's shoe size?

In square feet.

How many square feet are in the average NYC apartment?

Zero. Feet are feet shaped.