What do Stephan Harper and pennies have in common?

They're both useless in Canada.

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How do you pick one facial expression for the whole day?

Like what if you find a penny

What do you get when offering a blonde a penny for her thoughts?

A: Change.

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What's the most prominent religion in Canada?

Jemima's Witnesses.

What borders on silly?

Mexico &amp Canada