Why did the pimp cross the lawn?

To get to the hoes.

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Hoe Jokes More Hoe Jokes

What did Santa say at the brothel?

Hoe! Hoe! Hoe!

What's the best part about gardening?

Getting down and dirty with your hoes.

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Why the chicken cross the road .... to get the Chinese newspaper. Do you get it?

Neither do I, I get the new york times

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?

Because he got hit by a car.

Pimp Jokes More Pimp Jokes

Why does Gandalf never dress as a pimp for halloween?

Because he doesn't want to be taken as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

What do Welshmen call a sheep dog in Wales?

Their Pimp

Lawn Jokes More Lawn Jokes

Why aren't you mowing the lawn?

Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight

Why did the man put a dead tiger on his lawn?

To scare off Cat burglars!