How do you pick one facial expression for the whole day?

Like what if you find a penny

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Why did it take so long to find the bodies of the black firefighters after the building they were in caught fire and collapsed?

Cause the building collapsed, duh.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor?

Where's my tractor?

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What the NSA say to NASA?

You're a day late and a dolla short!

What is the hottest time of day?

2:flirty

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What do you get when offering a blonde a penny for her thoughts?

A: Change.

What did Sheldon say to Penny?

BaZINCa!!

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Why do sailors use liquid soap?

It takes longer to pick up when they drop it.

What did the kangaroo say when her baby was missing?

Help! My pocket's been picked!

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How do you pick one facial expression for the whole day?

Like what if you find a penny

Why is Kristen Stewart safe from the Fine Brothers?

Because she has no facial expressions so can't react.