Why does a German always have the last laugh?

He has to wait for the verb.

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How do you greet a German baker?

Gluten Tag

Why do a German soldier's hands never get cold?

Because they've gott mit-uns

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What did they sew you up with?

My Dad laughing so hard - as he said "That's not funny!" Cat Gut

Why couldn't the octopus stop laughing?

Because it had ten tickles

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What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*

Why why why after all these years?

They say "We were waiting for the children to die."

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Why does a German always have the last laugh?

He has to wait for the verb.

What one noun, verb, and US President sums up a scientist's hopes and fears?

Grant.