What do teddy bears like to have in their houses?

A: Fur-niture.

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How many people do you have to kick out of their houses to have a World Cup?

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What did the teddy bear say after dinner?

I'm stuffed."

What do teddy bears like to have in their houses?

A: Fur-niture.