Look at all that ash...
Comatoast
They say the business is toast.
if I'm looking at my phone I now reply, 'No. I am not Twittering,' in a sort of flat monotone. And tweet.
He puts it in the microwave. EDIT: Looks like you guys are real dim....
They all know how to get black men off.
She sat on it.
None
She was trying to find the lowest prices
That ash.
H Edit: I don't like explaining jokes but since the first guy didn't get I might as well: When pronounced in a French accent it sounds like ash.