Teddy Bear Jokes

Why did the teddy bear leave the restaurant?

He was stuffed.

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What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig ?

A teddy boar !

What do teddy bears like to have in their houses?

A: Fur-niture.

Why do you never see a Teddy bear ordering dessert?

Cus they are always stuffed.

What did the teddy bear say after dinner?

I'm stuffed."

What did one teddy bear say to the other teddy bear when he offered him some dessert?

A: No thanks, I'm stuffed.

How do you hire a teddy bear?

Put him on stilts !

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Why do pigs like February 14th?

They get lots of Valenswines.

How do pigs talk?

Swine language

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Why did the accountant cross the street?

To crunch numbers.

Why did the shark cross the ocean?

To get to the other tide!

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Why did the Ogre cry when he left the doctor's office?

He was diagnosed with shrecktal cancer.

Why does Jerry Sienfeld clean up on tinder?

He can't go left

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What's a teddy bears favourite pasta ?

Tagliateddy !

What's a polar bears favourite pasta?

Penguini!

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How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert ?

You get very lumpy ice cream !

What do Mediterranean volcanoes make for dessert?

bakLAVA

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What is 168?

Dinner for 4.

What does a black and white bear use to cook it's dinner?

A pan, duh!

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What do you call hiring German engineers to work on your overseas project?

Krautsourcing

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