What did the teddy bear say after dinner?

I'm stuffed."

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What did the teddy bear say after dinner?

I'm stuffed."

What did one teddy bear say to the other teddy bear when he offered him some dessert?

A: No thanks, I'm stuffed.

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Why did a man's pet vulture not make a sound for five years?

It was stuffed.

How is working in I.T. like being a wizard?

You command vast powers beyond the scope of smaller minds, but to them all you do is wiggle your fingers and stuff just happens.

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Why was the first computer never invited to dinner?

It would just take a few bytes then run.

Who's there ! Bernadette ! Bernadette who ?

Bernadette ate all my dinner and now I'm starving !