What do terrorists and the England football team have in common?

They will never win

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Who won the 1940 Tour De France?

The 7th Panzer division

What does a Bills fan do when they win the superbowl?

He turns off his xbox.

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Where do terrorists go when they're on the run?

Apparently, they go everywhere.

What do terrorists and the England football team have in common?

They will never win

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Why is England so special?

Only they can pull out of Europe twice in a week.

What's the different between England and a tea bag?

A tea bag last longer in the cup

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What's the difference between the England football team and a teabag?

The teabag stays longer in the cup.

What do terrorists and the England football team have in common?

They will never win