What's the different between England and a tea bag?

A tea bag last longer in the cup

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Why does England always get attacked in the summer?

Because the Knights are shorter then.

What's got two wings, a tail and twenty five pricks?

England's return flight.

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Why do women parachutists wear cups?

So they won't whistle on the way down.

What does a cannibal drink for breakfast?

A cup of Joe.

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What's the difference between England and a tea bag?

A tea bag stays in the cup longer!

Why did the tea-bag fall down the hill?

To steep.