What do the average woman and kids on a snow day have in common?

They're both hoping for nine inches, but will be happy enough with five.

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Why didn't the white officer shoot the black guy?

Just kidding he did

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One has hope in her soul and the other has soap in her hole

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What do the average woman and kids on a snow day have in common?

They're both hoping for nine inches, but will be happy enough with five.

What is the difference between ooh and aah?

Just three inches.