What do the average woman and kids on a snow day have in common?

They're both hoping for nine inches, but will be happy enough with five.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What's the difference between Stanley Yelnats and the rest of the kids in Holes?

He was just a nerdy digger.

What's the difference between Jared Fogle's divorce and other divorces?

Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them.

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What the difference between a nun in a bathtub & a nurse in the bathtub?

One has soul full of hope & one has a hole full of soap... I'll walk myself out, sorry first post here

What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

The woman in church has hope in her soul... The woman In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

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How is a man like a snowstorm?

A: You never know when he's coming how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

Why was Ygritte happy she didn't marry Jon snow?

Because she didn't want six inches of snow all year long.