What kinds of clothes do protons wear?

Plus sizes!

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When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself "what would the hulk do?

Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!

What do you call a rabbit with no clothes on?

A bare hare.

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Why are fish boots the warmest ones to wear ?

Because they have electric 'eels !

What is the difference between pick and choose?

To pick is to make a selection... And choose are what Cubans wear on their feet.

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What kind of bath can you take without water?

A sun bath.

What kind of jokes does a zombie make?

Dad jokes.

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What does electron and proton say when they go to war?

Chaaaarge!!

Did you know that protons have mass?

I didn't even know they were catholic.