What kinds of clothes do protons wear?

Plus sizes!

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What did the ear of corn say when all of its clothes fell off?

Aw shucks!

Where do fortune tellers buy their clothes?

Sears.

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Why was he woman arrested on a cattle ranch for wearing a silk dress?

She was charged with rustling!

Why didn't the vampire purchase the expensive suit?

He just couldn't ever see himself wearing it.

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What kind of bars do lesbian Eskimos go to?

Klondike Bars

What kind of dough do Hobbit bakers use?

Frodough.

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What does electron and proton say when they go to war?

Chaaaarge!!

Did you know that protons have mass?

I didn't even know they were catholic.