What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rabbit?

A dead rabbit with a big hole.

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What do you get if you cross a telephone with a night crawler?

Ringworm!

Why did Pee-wee Herman cross the road?

He was choking the chicken.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why did the elephants go on a diet?

A: Because they had too much junk in the trunk.

How does a elephant hide in the jungle?

2.What is the Loudest sound in the jungle 1.Paints its balls red and climbs up a apple tree. 2.Tarzan picking apples.

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

How is a rabbit like a plum?

They're both purple except for the rabbit.

Why did the bald man draw rabbits all over his head?

From a distance they look like hares!

Big Hole Jokes More Big Hole Jokes

What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo ?

Big holes all over Australia !

What's the difference between a monster and a mouse?

A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.