What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rabbit?

A dead rabbit with a big hole.

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What do you get when you cross a Pentium PC with a research grant?

A: A mad scientist.

Why did the Mormon cross the road?

To get to the other bride!

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What's the difference between an elephant and a banana ?

Have you ever tried to peel an elephant

Why can elephants swim - and aardvarks can't?

Aardvarks don't have trunks!

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What do you call three rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

What do you call it when a deer and a rabbit runaway together?

Jackaloping

Big Hole Jokes More Big Hole Jokes

What do you get when you cross worms with elephants?

Big holes in your garden

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and an elephant?

Big holes all over Australia!