What do the South and the Sun have in common?

They Both Shall Rise Again!

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What looks better... than roses your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

How should a feudal lord deal with it when the serfs rise up?

Hang ten.

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Who satisfies earth the most?

Sun. Because the sun goes down every night.

Why are girls so hot?

because they lay out in the sun so much lol :P

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What do you call bread baked in the south?

inbred

What do the South and the Sun have in common?

They Both Shall Rise Again!