What do the South and the Sun have in common?

They Both Shall Rise Again!

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What's better than a rose on your piano?

Tulips on your organ EDIT: This blew up. (No pun intended)

How do we know that Jesus was made of bread?

Because yeasterday he died and tomorrow he will have risen.

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Why didn't the sun have to attend university?

It's already got thousands of degrees.

How are you related to the sun?

Because your teeth are the same colour as it.

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What do the South and the Sun have in common?

They Both Shall Rise Again!

Who is the poorest guy in the south?

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