Wisconsin Jokes

What do you call a good looking girl in Wisconsin?

A Tourist!

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What do The Walking Dead and the state of Wisconsin have in common?

They both have a hated governor.

What's the capital of Wisconsin?

W

What do you call a person of mixed heritage from eastern Turkey/northern Iraq, and from Wisconsin?

A Cheese Kurd.

How do truckers contact each other in Wisconsin?

They use a Milwaukee-Talkie

Why did the Wisconsin democrat cry?

A: He couldn't recall.

What's the difference between Wisconsin women and Iowa trash?

At least the Iowa trash gets taking out once a week.

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.

What do you call an old fruit-picker in Wisconsin?

Cherry-atric

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What's the difference between a Democrat and a Republican?

The election year.

Why did Monica Lewinsky vote Republican?

Because Democrat left a bad taste in her mouth!

Recall Jokes More Recall Jokes

What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)

What do 7 million Chevy's have in common?

I don't recall.

Iowa Jokes More Iowa Jokes

Why is Bernie Sanders challenging his 49 vs 50% loss in Iowa?

I thought he didn't care about the 1%

Whats the best place to drive to in Iowa?

The Middle. That way, you're always driving out of Iowa.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Who was that lady I saw you with last night?

The Canadian says "That was my wife."

What's worse than finding a horse's head on your pillow?

A: Realising the horse is alive and well and how much did I drink last night !

Iraq Jokes More Iraq Jokes

Where did Sadam Hussein keep his CD collection?

In Iraq.

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A Cheese Kurd.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do you do with 365 used condoms?

Roll them into a tire and call it a Goodyear.

Why do console gamers use their in game names in real life?

They haven't got anti-aliasing.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What is the term for a group of Canadians?

Is it "an apology" "Oh look, there goes an apology of Canadians"

How do you start a joke about Vladimir Putin?

By looking over your shoulder.

Friday Night Jokes More Friday Night Jokes

Where do cows go on Friday nights?

A: To the moovies.

Where do Crows hang out on friday night?

The crow bar.