Because I'm walking the dog. Don't you trust me -Of course I trust you! Put the dog on the phone.
Put him in your back yard.
The sound of the dog screaming at 8000 feet gets to you after a while.
Because walking wouldn't burn enough calories.
Walk up to the nearest police officer and you're in.
Because it's this answer to every question you ask them. "Did you hear about the President's new policy on... " "I don't even OWN a TV!"
Cause their answer is always 'nay'. I'm sorry, I'll leave...
Because they make up literally everything
He's such a wookie pilot. I had three Star Wars jokes prior to this. But none were any good.
On the phone. It's a baby. If I wanted to hear random noises when I talk, I have a husband for that.
He was afraid the ring would give him away.
