Why didn't you answer your home phone?

Because I'm walking the dog. Don't you trust me -Of course I trust you! Put the dog on the phone.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why does a dog lick his balls?

Because he can't curve his paw into a little fist

Why did the dog sit in the shade?

It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you do with a Rhinoceros with 3 balls?

You walk him and pitch to the giraffe.

How is your day going?

G- Pretty well, Do you want me to walk you back? B- walk me back? G- to the friendzone you just tried to escape.

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

What did the Pencile say to the other pencil?

what did the pencile say to the other pencil the answer is........... Your Looking Sharp :)

Where's England, Jon?

He proudly answers: - Page 83.

Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

Why wouldn't the pimp water his lawn?

He couldn't trust his hose.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

How do you feel when your phone suddenly starts blaring your least favorite tune?

Alarmed.

Where's my cell?

Right there." That's not my phone. "Yes it is. I cleaned it!" My cell's white