What do the Welsh call a sheep when it's tied to a lamp post?

The leisure centre.

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Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

How about some snappy one-liners?

Ironically, the only way you could get me to watch 50 shades of gray is if you tied me up and forced me to watch it.

What kind of tie does a pig wear ?

Pig's tie !

Welsh Jokes More Welsh Jokes

Why is it so hard to pronounce words in Welsh?

It is the language of Wales.

Which member of the Bach family went to prison?

Bachgen Drwg. (it's welsh)

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What did the sheep at the fraternity say?

Braaaaaaaah

What's the best way to milk a sheep?

Ask Apple.

Lamp Post Jokes More Lamp Post Jokes

What do you call a lamp you send in the mail?

Lamp post

What do you call a sheep tied to a lamp post in New Zealand?

A community centre