Welsh Jokes

Why is it so hard to pronounce words in Welsh?

It is the language of Wales.

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What is the difference between being Scottish, Irish, or Welsh?

The difference is what people you hate

What do the English and Welsh have in common?

Kids are their definition of a good time.

What's the Welsh word for shearing a sheep?

Foreplay

What do the Welsh call a sheep when it's tied to a lamp post?

The leisure centre.

What's the difference between sheep and women?

The Welsh don't know yet either.

Which member of the Bach family went to prison?

Bachgen Drwg. (it's welsh)

What do the Welsh like to do in their private time?

Oh, sorry guys. It would've been a baaaaaa-d joke.

How do you approach an angry Welsh cheese?

Caerphilly.

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They always fall back on old habits.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch?

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What do you get if you microwave welsh horse crap?

PooptyPong.

Why don't you put eggs in a microwave?

Because they eggsplode. :D

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No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

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