Welsh Jokes

Why is it so hard to pronounce words in Welsh?

It is the language of Wales.

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What is the difference between being Scottish, Irish, or Welsh?

The difference is what people you hate

What do the English and Welsh have in common?

Kids are their definition of a good time.

What's the Welsh word for shearing a sheep?

Foreplay

What do the Welsh call a sheep when it's tied to a lamp post?

The leisure centre.

What's the difference between sheep and women?

The Welsh don't know yet either.

Which member of the Bach family went to prison?

Bachgen Drwg. (it's welsh)

What do the Welsh like to do in their private time?

Oh, sorry guys. It would've been a baaaaaa-d joke.

How do you approach an angry Welsh cheese?

Caerphilly.

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How do I raise my kids?

Simple, I grab them under their arm pits, bend at the knees and stand up, how else would you do it

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What are the 5 most terrifying word in the english language?

Five more years of Cameron"

What's the difference between E.T and illegal immigrants?

E.T actually learned English and wanted to go home.

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How do you make a Welsh person comfortable while playing Scrabble?

Remove the vowels in his rack.

Why couldn't the salad bowl play Scrabble?

It had run out of lettuce

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Why couldn't the spotty cat chase the sheep?

Because her Mum wouldn't leopard be a shepherd

What did the sheep at the fraternity say?

Braaaaaaaah

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What is the most used language in programming?

Profanity.

What language does a boxer who punches jokes speak?

Punjabi-ng.

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Racism has many faces...

What's the difference between a horse and a 13 year old boy?

The horse knows when I'm grooming him.