What's the best way to milk a sheep?

Ask Apple.

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How do you keep a group of women from talking?

Ask the oldest one to speak first.

What's with Jane ?

It doesn't look good" "Yeah, I know, I'm asking about her health"

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Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans ... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

Whole Foods Cashier: Do you have your grocery bags?

Me: Kidding At $6 an apple you should drive them home and make an apple pie for me.

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What's the fastest liquid on earth?

Milk. It's pasteurized before you see it.

What aisle has the milk?

Sir, this is a library." *whispers* "What aisle has the milk "

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What's the best way to get a hold of Vin Diesel?

IM Groot.

What's the best way to get your guitar player to turn down the volume?

Give him the sheet music.

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What did the sheep at the fraternity say?

Braaaaaaaah

What did the walking staff say when accused of misleading sheep?

I am not a crook!"