What do the woman from southern California and the clouds over the Pacific coast have in commen?

They're both Marine layers

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver?

She is a woman.

Why can't women explain feminism to men?

Because they need a man to do it for them

Cloud Jokes More Cloud Jokes

Why was Cloud trying to cheer up Sky?

He looked a little blue

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish shepherd?

One says, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The other says, "Hey, MacLeod, get off of my ewe!

Marine Jokes More Marine Jokes

Why is there a flap on the back of the Navy uniform?

So the Marine have something to hold on to.

What do you call a retired Marine in a Chevy sports car?

A Corps vet in a Corvette.

California Jokes More California Jokes

What do you get when you mix gangsta rap and relational aesthetics?

Albums released through California penal records.

Why did the blonde move to California?

To be a star on Broadway Creds to That 70's Show S04 E6

Pacific Jokes More Pacific Jokes

What did the Atlantic say to the Pacific?

Nothing. It just waved.

What do the woman from southern California and the clouds over the Pacific coast have in commen?

They're both Marine layers