What do the woman from southern California and the clouds over the Pacific coast have in commen?

They're both Marine layers

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's long, hard and makes a woman moan when erect?

An ironing board.

What's the difference between a woman kneeling in prayer and a woman kneeling in a bathtub?

a woman kneeling in prayer has hope in her soul.

Cloud Jokes More Cloud Jokes

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottsman?

Mick Jagger says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" A Scottsman says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

What do clouds wear during a storm?

Thunderwear

Marine Jokes More Marine Jokes

Why does the Navy put Marines on board ships?

A. "Because sheep would be too obvious"

What do you feel when you shoot a terrorist?

The Marine shrugged and replied, "Recoil."

California Jokes More California Jokes

Why is it that New Jersey got all the toxic waste dumps and California got all the lawyers?

New Jersey had first choice.

How many straight men in california does it take to change a lightbulb?

both of them

Pacific Jokes More Pacific Jokes

What do the woman from southern California and the clouds over the Pacific coast have in commen?

They're both Marine layers

What did the Atlantic say to the Pacific?

Nothing. It just waved.