What do clouds wear during a storm?

Thunderwear

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Why would my wife ask if I was wearing this shirt when it's already on?

Stop talking in secret code.

Why did the golfer wear two pants?

He got a hole in one

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Why do clouds make good Kings?

Because they have rain over every country in the world.

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a scottish sheep herder?

One says, "hey, you! Get off my cloud!", and the other one says, "hey, McCloud! Get off of my ewe!"

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Why do you say he's conceited?

Fred: Well every time there was a thunderclap during the storm he went to the window and took a bow.

Why are pirates never scared of a storm?

Because they love torrents.