What do they call Independence Day in France?

A Royale-free with cheese! (Happy Bastille Day(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BastilleDay)!)

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What do you call an anorexic person with a yeast infection?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.

How does cheese get more mature?

Fromage

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What does the new socialist leader of France mean for the country, Europe, and the world?

Nationalized wine.. Sounds like the right wing will have some whine too.

Why do we need France on our side against Saddam and Osama?

A. So the French can show them how to surrender.

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What do they call Independence Day in France?

A Royale-free with cheese! (Happy Bastille Day(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BastilleDay)!)

When is Independence Day 2 coming out?

9/11

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Why don't the French have fireworks on Bastille day?

because they would all surrender.

What do they call Independence Day in France?

A Royale-free with cheese! (Happy Bastille Day(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BastilleDay)!)