Why do we need France on our side against Saddam and Osama?

A. So the French can show them how to surrender.

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Why do mice need oiling ?

Because they squeak !

What does NASA stand for?

Need Another Seven Astronauts

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What kind of coffee do the Islamists hate the most ?

French press

What are french journalists good at catching?

Bullets.

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Why do the french hate League of Legends?

They have to wait 20 minutes before surrendering

Why do the French like Cheap Trick?

Because they always surrender!

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What do you call hot women in France?

Tourists

What do they call the Hunger Games in France?

Battle Royale with Cheese.

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What's the fastest way to a man's heart?

A. Through his chest with a sharp knife.

Why do Asian woman have small breasts?

Because her parents accept nothing less than an A.

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How did Saddam deal with his leftovers?

He used sarin wrap

Why doesn't Saddam go out drinking?

A: Why should he when he can get bombed at home