Why do we need France on our side against Saddam and Osama?

A. So the French can show them how to surrender.

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Why can't you tell a Philosophy Student a good joke?

You need to give a three hour lecture and turn in a research paper on "What is 'good' " first.

How many mexicans do you need to screw a lightbulb?

Juan

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What do you call a hip French black guy?

Latrill

Why is it impossible to say no to french fries with cheese and bacon?

Because it's a loaded question!

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What French city always surrenders first?

Toulouse

Why don't they have fireworks at Euro Disney?

Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender.

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What do you get when you throw a grenade into a kitchen in France?

Linoleum blown apart

What do they call the Hunger Games in France?

Battle Royale with Cheese.

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Why are trains always being falsely imprisoned?

A. Because of their loco motives

What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster?

A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)

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How is Saddam like Fred Flintstone ?

A: Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.

How did Saddam deal with his leftovers?

He used sarin wrap