Why do we need France on our side against Saddam and Osama?

A. So the French can show them how to surrender.

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What's the main thing a woman needs to think about when considering a potential boyfriend?

Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?

What is a Redditors favorite animal?

A cat because we are lonely... I need friends.

French Jokes More French Jokes

Why don't the French need air conditioner?

They use 2-in-1 shampoo

Why are there windows on the back of French tanks?

So they can watch the battle

Surrender Jokes More Surrender Jokes

How do you say "I surrender" in french?

Bonjour"

Why do the French like Cheap Trick?

Because they always surrender!

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What is a Pokemon's favourite place to go in France?

Paras

How do you know if you've fallen in love with an apple from France?

Your heart goes "pomme pomme ... pomme pomme ..."

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Why did the line dancer cross the dance floor?

A. To get to the other (Electric) Slide!

Why do Americans deep fry so much food?

A. They love OIL

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How did Saddam deal with his leftovers?

He used sarin wrap

How is Saddam like Fred Flintstone ?

A: Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.