What do they feed a gorilla when he goes to Paris?

Ape Suzettes!

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What did the scientist see when he looked up his family tree?

A gorilla pooped on his face.

Who is the Gorillas' favourite playwright?

Eugene O'Neill - who wrote 'The Hairy Ape!'

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What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken ?

Enough drumsticks to feed an army !

Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?

He wanted rich milk!

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Why did the terrorists have to blow up a Paris nightclub?

Because their planes kept missing the Eiffel Tower.

How many french men does it take to conquer Paris?

No one knows, it's never been done.