What do they feed a gorilla when he goes to Paris?

Ape Suzettes!

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What's the difference between a small child and a gorilla?

People actually care if a gorilla dies.

What is the difference between a gorilla and Michael Jackson?

One of them got shot for touching a kid.

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Why can't we feed the animals?

Wife: They'll get lazy and dependent and never, ever go away. Me: *looks warily at our kids*

What's the difference between a raft guide and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family.

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How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris?

Nobody knows because they've never tried

Why are the landmarks in Paris quarantined?

Because they are parasites