How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris?

Nobody knows because they've never tried

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What business does an elf, a man and a dwarf have in the Riddermark?

A nearby horseman answers, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"

How did the pharmacist know his drink was spiked?

He fainted after the punch line.

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How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse ?

Try picking them up !

What's the difference between an elephant and a banana ?

Have you ever tried to peel an elephant

Frenchman Jokes More Frenchman Jokes

How many Frenchmen does it take to stop a Semi Truck?

Apparently, 84 isn't enough.

What did the redneck say to the Frenchman?

You don't speak English fourchette!

Defend Jokes More Defend Jokes

Why are marines who can't swim better?

They defend the ship with way more enthusiasm.

Why do the republicans defend the 2nd amendment so hard?

They need it to shoot themselves in the foot.

Paris Jokes More Paris Jokes

What do you call the rough parts of Paris?

La Ba-ghetto

What did terrorists say in Paris?

Charlie has been neutralised"