What is the difference between a gorilla and Michael Jackson?

One of them got shot for touching a kid.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between sanctuary and prison?

Toilet paper.

What's the difference between a clever midget and an STD?

One is a cunning runt.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What do you call a kid with no legs, no arms and an eyepatch?

Names.

Why doesn't Barbie have any kids?

Because Ken came in another box.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why did Tigger shoot Pooh?

He had an itchy Tigger finger

Why do black people play basketball?

Because it teaches them how to shoot, run and steal.

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What do you call the offspring of a sheep and a gorilla?

haRAMbe

Why do gorillas have big nostrils?

Because they got big fingers.

Michael Jackson Jokes More Michael Jackson Jokes

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a newspaper bag?

One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.

What is white and inside a baby's diaper?

Michael Jackson's ghost's hand.

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

What did the pirate say to the other pirate?

Don't touch my booty

What do characters at Disney World and strippers have in common?

No touching!