What is the difference between a gorilla and Michael Jackson?

One of them got shot for touching a kid.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

On less person is drunk

What's the difference between plants and black men?

Cells are found inside plants.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What is the worst kind of wood to have in your home around your kids?

Naughty pine

Why did the Greeks want Helen back so bad?

Are you kidding She was the most beautiful woman in the world! Can you imagine what her sons would of looked like

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What is the only law enforcement agency that will get in trouble if a black man is shot?

The Secret Service

Why did the hunter scold his blonde wife after she shot a moose over quota?

Cause when he asked her why she shot it, she replied: "I asked it what it was before I shot. But that cow wasn't gonna fool me!"

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What do you call a gorilla in water?

Harambait.

What do you get if you cross a cat and a gorilla ?

An animal that puts you out a night !

Michael Jackson Jokes More Michael Jackson Jokes

What's black and white that small children no longer need worry about?

Michael Jackson

What is Michael Jackson's favorite piano chord?

A-minor

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

How do you know it's midnight at the Neverland Ranch?

The big hand's touching the little hand.

Why can a T-Rex not touch his toes?

Because he's extinct