How do frogs die?

They kermit sucide

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What did Sacagawea the frog say in the trampoline factory?

I'm very hoppy.

Why wouldn't the frog lend his hammer to the mushroom?

Because it's a toad's tool.

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Who does first?

Who dies first? No one cares. :/

What do you get when a clown dies in a desert?

Dry Humour.

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What's long, green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs fingers"

What's long, green, slimy and smells like pork?

Kermit the frog's finger