How do frogs die?

They kermit sucide

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What happens when you double park your frogs?

They get toad!

What does a frog say when it washes car windows?

Rub it rub it rub it.

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Why do they put fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in.

Why don't they call the Batman film "The White Knight" instead of "The Dark Knight"?

Because no one would care that he died.

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What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the Eighth have in common?

They share the same middle name.

What do Kermit The Frog'S fingers smell like?

Bacon.