How do frogs die?

They kermit sucide

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What do you call a frog with no hind legs?

A: Unhoppy!!

What do frogs say?

Times fun when you're having flies

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Why did prince Oxygen inherit the throne after the king died?

Because he was the rightful heir

How long did it take Goku to change a lightbulb?

20 Episodes and Krillin dies.

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What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the VIII have in common?

Same middle name.

Whats green, three inches long and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs middle finger.