Ask someone vaping if you can bum a cigarette.
A milkshake.
Because when they immigrated from Italy, customs stuck a label on their lapel reading ToN.Y.
is unwise, apparently.
When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law answered, Marc, with a C. Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark.
At the coroner store.
He has a cigarette!
Because they want to prevent people from bumming fags
Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.
He demanded. His wife turned to the stranger and said, "See, I told you he was stupid."
Realizing that your being intently watched for your reaction to their sic clouds - BEST RECOGNIZE!
