How do you get stuck in an annoying conversation with a stranger?

Ask someone vaping if you can bum a cigarette.

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What's the difference between a piano, a tuna fish, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna. ... What about the pot of glue I knew you'd get stuck.

What do you call it when you feed a stick of dynamite to a steer?

Abominable! (say it out loud, slowly)

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How many women are necessary to change a lightbulb?

One... but, what does it matter if she will ask a man to do it !

What does a bro say when asked if he needs help doing a magic trick?

Nah brah, tadah brah!

Cigarette Jokes More Cigarette Jokes

What's a hipster's favorite kind of cigarette?

Yours.

Which came first the chicken or the egg?

The one smoking the cigarette.

Bum Jokes More Bum Jokes

What's the difference between toilet paper and a knife?

Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.

What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on?

It twerked.

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Why does a redneck find his cousin more attractive than a stranger?

Because it's all relative.

What game do two strangers with Social Anxiety play?

Don't Break the Ice

Vape Jokes More Vape Jokes

How do you get stuck in an annoying conversation with a stranger?

Ask someone vaping if you can bum a cigarette.

What's worse than being stuck in traffic behind a driver that's vaping?

Realizing that your being intently watched for your reaction to their sic clouds - BEST RECOGNIZE!