What lands first?

The leaf, a rope stopped the emo.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food?

He wanted something to get his teeth into.

How do you stop a woman giving you head?

Marry her.

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

What happend to Tommen Baratheon?

He made it to kings landing

What is the oldest red wine?

They took our Land!"

Leaf Jokes More Leaf Jokes

What do Trees do in Autumn?

Take a Leaf of absence.

What falls faster from a tree? A leaf or an emo?

The leaf, the rope stops the emo.

Emo Jokes More Emo Jokes

Why do emo's always act so sour?

Because you can't spell Lemon without emo.

Why did the lesbian cross the street?

She was emo.

Rope Jokes More Rope Jokes

What do they do with rope in space?

Tie Astro-knots.

Why did the rope not get any presents?

Because he was knotty.