What kind of tree fits in your hand?

A palm tree!

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Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

When I was kid, and we'd go sledding on a cold snowy day, Ya know how often I had to rub my hands together to stay warm?

Intermittenly.

What do you get when you put your hand in a blender?

A hand shake.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How did the Idiot break his arm while raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.

What cheese do you use to get a bear out of a tree?

Camembert!

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Liberty

What kind of computer can also sing?

A Dell.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How many contortionists fit in the trunk of a regular sedan?

Depends on the size of the pieces.

What kind of medicine do you give a kid having a fit?

An anti-hissy-tamine.

Palm Tree Jokes More Palm Tree Jokes

What kind of tree fits in your hand?

A palm tree!

Why did the palm tree win the plant race?

It was the first to Sago.