What do triangles do in the summer?

They tan.

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What did the bee to the other bee in summer ?

Swarm here isn't it !

Why did the hipster where a toque in the summer?

So he could say he wore it before it was cool.

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Why is Toblerone shaped like a triangle?

To fit in the box.

What did the triangle say to the circle?

Why are you so pointless

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What do triangles do in the summer?

They tan.

What's the difference between a white girl who likes to tan and a burger?

They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.