Why did the hipster where a toque in the summer?

So he could say he wore it before it was cool.

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Why is women's soccer so rare?

It's quite hard to find enough women willing to wear the same outfit.

Why are you wearing a tuxedo?

The man responds "If I'm going to be im-po-tant, I want to look im-po-tant!"

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Why was the hipster so successful in the stock market?

He invested before it was cool.

What s the weight of a hipster?

One Insta-gramm

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What do triangles do in the summer?

They tan.

Why did the hipster where a toque in the summer?

So he could say he wore it before it was cool.