Why did the hipster where a toque in the summer?

So he could say he wore it before it was cool.

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What do ateists wear on their necks as an indication of their commitment to the atheism?

Head.

What does Captain Kirk wear to the fitness center?

Jim shorts.

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What do skaters, kidnappers, and hipsters all have in common?

They all have white vans

Why do hipsters love Raiders of the Lost Ark?

Because it's the first Indy movie.

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What game do 18 dogs like to play during the summer?

Woofleball

What do you call an orange cat in summer?

Shedder Cheese!