What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush.

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What do you get when you cross a Wurlitzer and a photocopier?

A: A reproductive organ.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an Asian?

A car thief who can't drive

Porcupine Jokes More Porcupine Jokes

What's the difference between a porcupine and a ferrari?

The porcupine has pricks on the outside.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree?

a porcupine

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush.

What do you call 100 black people buried neck deep around a basketball hoop?

Afroturf

Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

What do an elephant and a giraffe have in common?

They are both gray except for the giraffe.

What do giraffes have that no other animal has?

A: Baby giraffes.

Long Neck Toothbrush Jokes More Long Neck Toothbrush Jokes

What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush.

What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe ?

A long necked toothbrush !