What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a skunk with a boomerang?

A: A nasty smell that you can't get rid of.

Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

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Porcupine Jokes More Porcupine Jokes

What's the difference between a porcupine and two lawyers in a Porsche?

A. With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.

What's the exchange rate for pigs and trees?

A porcupine.

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

Why are giraffes such good friends?

They are always willing to stick their neck out for you.

Why do cows wear bells around there neck?

Because there horns don't work. :)

Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?

Because its head is so far away from its body.

What do giraffes and humans share the same number of?

Testicles.

Long Neck Toothbrush Jokes More Long Neck Toothbrush Jokes

What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush.

What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe ?

A long necked toothbrush !