What do Twitter drama and football have in common?

They are both interesting to watch.

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What do you get when you combine a watch with a dog?

An eternally suffering abomination...YOU MONSTER!

What do you call an investment banker who's always watching you?

A stocker.

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Why can't Jesus play Football?

He has flashbacks every time he looks at the goal

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

It was a boxer!