Why can't Jesus play Football?

He has flashbacks every time he looks at the goal

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Who were the Tallest Man in the World's roll models?

Nobody, he had no one to look up to.

What quality does Elon Musk look for in a woman?

He just wants her to be down to Mars

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What do electric trains and breasts have in common?

A: They're intended for children but it's the men who usually end up playing with them.

What do you call a play about a dictionary?

A pun!

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What did Jesus say while he was getting crucified?

A: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! (feel free to share yours)

Which gospel contains Jesus' parable about the shades of numbers?

Math hue.

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Why is Ronaldo so good at football?

Oil of Ole Ole Ole

Where do people in Ghana go to watch football?

The Ghanarena

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Which insect didn't play well in goal ?

The fumble bee !

Why can't Jesus play Football?

He has flashbacks every time he looks at the goal

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What were you doing?

flashback to me trying to find the actual Hogwarts* "Grad school."

How did you get those horrible burns?

flashback to me enjoying some hot soup on a rollercoaster* I saved a litter of puppies from a fire.