After you drink one you can't shut up or drive.
He wanted to have drinks on the house.
He drinks it just like he drinks every other kind of spirit.
One to change the lightbulb and one to drive down to Kent to pick him/her up.
One drove all the snakes from Ireland, the other drove away all of the Native Americans.
Because nobody is looking for them.
Chapped lips
With their eyes shut !
Punch them in the hands.
Because if you take one, he'll drink all your beer
Pepper-Peroni