Why don't women wear skirts in San Fransisco?

Because their balls would show.

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Why did the woman miss the spaghetti train?

Because it went straight pasta.

What do black guys have that's longer than most white men's and gets even bigger when they touch a woman?

Their criminal record.

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Why didn't the girl cross the street?

She didn't have the balls

What would Caitlyn Jenner need to do if she changed her mind about being a woman?

She would need to reJennerate some balls. What does Caitlyn Jenner do before she goes out Bruce's up for the evening.

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What does a baker wear on his feet?

Loafers.

Where's my Spiderman costume?

I want to wear it to the science museum "In your closet, why " 9: DUH. To attract radioactive spiders!

Skirt Jokes More Skirt Jokes

Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter?

They get chapped lips

Why don't girls where skirts in the winter?

So they don't get chapped lips.