Why don't women wear skirts in San Fransisco?

Because their balls would show.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

The woman in church has hope in her soul... The woman In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

What do you call a woman with one leg longer than the other?

Ilene. What if she is Chinese? Irene.

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What's the best part about Dragon Ball Z?

Find out in the next episode of Dragon! Ball! Z!

What's the most sought after ball in Biopsy Bingo?

B9

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How many letters can you wear on your feet?

10 E's

Why do Italians wear gold necklaces?

So they know where to stop shaving

Skirt Jokes More Skirt Jokes

How can I draw attention to the fact this skirt is too long?

AHEM!

What's the difference between a monster and a mouse?

A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.