What do you call two Mexicans playing soccer?

Juan on Juan.

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, that's a Mexican's job.

Why did the fishing boat captain hire an all Mexican crew?

Because in the interview they answered every question with "sea senor"

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What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

Why did you do that?

I replied,"That's what you're supposed to do in soccer, right Kick balls "