What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas ?

Grave-y !

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What do you give a kid with no hands for Christmas?

Doesnt matter, he'll never unwrap the gift

What did the guy without hands get for christmas?

We don't know, he hasn't opened the present yet

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Why did the turkey get kicked out of the football stadium?

He tripped a fan

How do you end world hunger?

Put Turkey in Greece to cook it, then cut it up and put it into Chile. Then put it on China and give it to Hungary.

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How do Vampires buy pants if they can't look in a mirror?

Now, I tweet them

What must a vampire earn to learn to fly?

His red wings.