What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas ?

Grave-y !

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Why didn't the tree get any presents for Christmas?

He was knotty.

What did Santa Clause give all the naughty boys and girls for Christmas this year?

He made them Batman.

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What do you call a turkey with Parkinson's Disease?

Turkey Jerky

Why Did The Military Take Over Turkey?

To Prove They Were Not Chicken

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

What did the vampire do to stop his son biting his nails ?

He cut all his fingers off !

What do you call a vampire, that follows the rules?

Draculaw